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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you typically do while on meth?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

Still no good.

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts