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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:06

No way
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts