What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 08:49

Still no good
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!